| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
It's crap |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
My cats |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
Hell no |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
Um ya no |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
I broke it and shoved it up his **** before he had a chance to |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
Please stab me in the eye |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
Maybe |
|
|
| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
Probably not |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
Yes |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
Yessssss |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
Yes and No |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
Huh?? |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
Please |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
Cash only please |
|
|
| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
Nopee |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
My cats are the only ones that love me <3 |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
whatev |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
Purple |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
Cash only please |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
really really |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
Cash and P - IZZLE |
|
|
| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
Nope |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
Um when I thought my cat got lost |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
None, because no one ever gives me cash for V day |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
I dont care |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
Get Real |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
mmmmmmmm sugar |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
Green Beanz GO! |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
Lik Ballz |