| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
it was fun when i was little i guess |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
probably by myself |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
doubt it |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
this is just a stupid question, no matter how you look at it. |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
**** isnt man enough to use a bow |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
your weiner(if ur a boy) or your grabnak(if ur a girl) |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
doubt it |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
doubt it |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
ehh |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
somewhat |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
indifferent |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
i am in awe |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
pootie tang |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
money |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
hahahhaha **** that bull **** |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
no thx |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
n/a |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
white |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
cake |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
cake is rad |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
fried chicken and root beer |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
no |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
uhhhh ive never really celebrated it i guess |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
see above |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
no, the fact that I don't have to listen to some whiny girl **** about how her vagina bleeds is cool w/ me |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
sugar is pretty rad in moderation |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
woah man i didnt even read ahead |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
what |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
what |