| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
Pointless unless you have a valentine. |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
Probably myself in my room. YAY! |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
Probably not. |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
No he is stupid. |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
No but I stabbed him with a knife! |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
My kidneys. |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
Nope |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
As of right now probably not. |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
If you don't have a valentine it is. |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
sorta. |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
meh... |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
Not really |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
Not unless someone asks me to. |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
Chocolate! Yummy! |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
For the 5th time no. Is this survey supposed to rub it in or something? |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
NEITHER. This is dumb. Why am I wasting my time. Oh, I have nothing better to do. |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
Screw you. |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
Red |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
Only if it's Mr. Bubbles bubble bath! |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
No |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
Chicken maybe. |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
ugh...NO! |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
Every year? |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
Maybe in elementary school when you would get a crapload of candy! |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
Thanks for reminding me! |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
They actually aren't that good at all. |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
Yes, they don't taste good either. |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
What? |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
This was a big fat waste of time. |