| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
I'm not quite sure at this moment....lol |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
Some lonely bastards at work I'm sure. Lmao. |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
Um, no. I'm not 12-teen, thanks. |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
Uhhhh....... is this a serious question?!? |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
Um, not really, but speaking metaphorically I suppose so...... |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
Hmmm.... how about the ass. Lol. |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
Jana already made me a valentine, so whatever. Valentines gifts are for lame asses anyways, so there. |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
Probably not. At least I haven't thought about doing such a ridiculous thing at this point. |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
No. It's so important. I mean, nothing says I love you like an overstuffed animal stuffy and a huge box of choclate, right? |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
No way!!! How could you even think that?!? Oh my. Shame, shame, shame on you!!!! |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
Heh.... props for that question. I'm all for corporate holidays and yes, I usually hate them. I make a wonderful hypocrite. Lol. |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
Uh, sure! Why not?!? |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
Um, don't plan on it. |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
Flowers, although I've never really liked the flowers boys buy from stupid flower stores. They smell lame and look fake. I like ugly flowers from actual flowery places like hills, or the neighbors yards. |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
I think Juni and I agreed to be each others valentines, but that was before he found an actual REAL valentine. Bastard. Lmao. |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
Yeah, whatever. Love is for lame-ohs. Hah. What now? |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
Uh, I so don't get it. |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
Ugh. How about burgundy. |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
Bubble bath baby. |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
Yes, they are all really lame, but it is a really lame holiday, so that calls for really lame gifts don't ya know. |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
Sure! |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
Not technically, but I have a curse associated with the month of Feb. |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
Nothing ever really happens on Valentines day. |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
Uh, read above hookers. |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
Not usually. |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
Ehh. |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
Yes! I have! Lmao. |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
Um, okay? |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
Uh, no. |