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1. How much do your friends really like you??? honestly? i doubt it's very much.
2. What's your name? Nonya
3. How old are you? 28
4. What's your sign? sag.
5. What's it say about you that's true? i'm scattered and philosophic.
6. How many people do you know that you'd consider less intelligent than yourself? a few.
7. Are you cocky? no. i know i'm the best and hottest.
8. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? no.
9. How long have you been together/been single? five long years.
10. Why did your last relationship end? she was a crazy **** . PLUS she cheated on me. a lot.
11. Who's your crush? i'm not tellin.
12. Do they like you too? ask her. and then tell me what she says.
13. What's your favorite bar? chocolate.
14. Who's your favorite bartender? woody.
15. What's your favorite mixed drink? baltimore zoo.
16. What's your favorite liquer? iunno.
17. What's your favorite beer? coors light.
18. What's your favorite wine? i love wine. i don't have a favorite.
19. What's your favorite city? not canton.
20. Who's your favorite person (friend or celeb)? sloth.
21. How many children do you want? as few or as many as my wife wants to pop out.
22. What's your occupation? space cowboy.
23. How long have you worked there? millenia.
24. Do you like it? no. i LOVE it.
25. Do you like your boss? i don't want to date him if that's what you're asking.
26. What could be better @ work? the people i work with. my attitude. everyone's work ethic. adam's stories (go tribe).
27. What's the best thing that can happen @ work? dan and ben get into an all out brawl, and somehow byan kempthore gets pulled into it. and the only one who's there to break it up is brian lehman.
28. What's the worst thing that can happen @ work? i stay there and never get a real job. or jen soley bends over in front of me.
29. What's your dream job? nighttime heat for lara flynn-boyle. or to own an italian restaurant.
30. Are you in College? no. i'm in my house.
31. What's your (desired) major? robot ninja.
32. Can you speak anything other than English? bad english.
33. Tell me a sentence and translate it: "can you unlock the compactor for i can throw out this trash?" can you open the compactor SO i can throw out this trash.
34. Do you like our current president? no. are the secret service and fbi going to come get me now?
35. Why/Why Not? he's an idiot. he has no business to being the president. he wasn't elected in the first place.
36. Do/Will you vote? yes. except for the one that counted ( **** ing smoking ban).
37. For which party? whichever i like better at the time. or independent.
38. Do you listen to the radio? sometimes but just to oldies stations.
39. If you do, who's your favorite DJ/Station? 105.7
40. What's your top two songs? "light and day/reach for the sun" "dick in a box"
41. What's your top two movies? "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" "the royal tenenbaums"
42. Who's your top two actors? none of them.
43. Who's your top two actresses? i'm in love with kate winslet and cate blanchett. i hate celebrities, but i'm wild about these two women. i don't get it.
44. What are your top two fruits? raspberries and ellen.
45. What are your top two veggies? corn and carrots.
46. What kind of salad dressing do you like? creamy italian.
47. Ketchup or Mustard? mustard and period blood.
48. Sweatshirts or hoodies? hoodies.
49. Woods or beaches? beaches next to woods.
50. Guys or girls as friends? i have more girls as friends. i don't know how i feel about that though.
51. Boots or Tennis shoes? either.
52. Jeans or sweats? jeans.
53. Dr.Pepper or Rootbeer? either.
54. Who would you be on the Wizard of Oz? a flying monkey.
55. What do you do most on the computer? heheh...ummm...fill out surveys...yeah...that's the ticket...
56. When was your last arguement? i don't know.
57. What was it about? i don't know.
58. Did you apologize? i don't know.
59. Why? i don't know.
60. What does your crush/g.f./b.f. look like? the smartest funniest prettiest sweetest girl in the whole world. her face lights up the world when she smiles. she has the cutest nose i've ever seen in my life.
61. What was the first thing you noticed about them? her eyes. wow. magnificent. they actually sparkle.
62. What is the hottest thing about them? everything. she's got it all.
63. What is the most annoying thing about them? oh no, i'm not telling you that.
64. What is the cutest thing about them? um, she has it all, duh!
65. Are they older, or younger than you? younger.
66. By how much? more than a day.
67. What was the last thing you bought them? iunno.
68. What was the last thing they bought you? iunno.
69. How many people do you claim you've had sex with? i claim the number i really have had.
70. How many people have you really had sex with? the number i claim.
71. What's your favorite candy? dark chocolate, or white chocolate. i'm a walking contradiction aren't i?
72. What's your favorite brand of clothes? comfortable ones.
73. What's your favorite brand of shoes? vans.
74. How often do you exercise? psh.
75. What's your favorite workout? eating.
76. Do you have any pets? yes.
77. Do other people like those pets? yes.
78. What was the last thing that hurt your feelings? a box.
79. People often say you're : an **** .
80. When you think of embarassment what comes to mind? naky dances.
81. What's your top two TV shows? lost and family guy.
82. What are your top two channels? none of them.
83. Who are your top two reality/game show hosts? i hate them all. ALL!
84. Do you know Tom Lantz? who the **** is that? i guess not.
85. How'd you meet him? i didn't.
86. Does Eagle 107.5 really ROCK? i doubt it.
87. Why do you think that? because i've never heard of it.
88. Is this survey lame? for the most part.
89. Am I lame? lamer than brian's leg. too soon?
90. How much do you love me? i don't.
91. Where did we meet? we didn't.
92. What's my name? potsy weber?
93. Who was my childhood obsession? rainbow bright or gem probably.
94. Who do I live with? i'm guessing your mom or grandma.
95. Is my number listed in the phone book? why should i care either way?
96. What color are my eyes? they're about to be black.
97. What's the best thing about me? that i don't know you.
98. Why are we friends? because you're lonely?
99. Did you like this survey? not anymore.
100. Will you pass this on? i'll post it, if anyone else fills it out it's up to them.