| 1. What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
Just another "holiday" used to steal people's money. |
| 2. Who will you be spending the day with this year? |
My husband and kids. |
| 3. Will you be sending out Valentine's Day cards? |
Does Emily's Pre-K class count? |
| 4. Do you believe in.... Cupid? |
Does anyone? |
| 5. Has he ever stabbed you with an arrow? |
I'd like to see him try. |
| 6. What body part does he usually stab? |
Well gee, what body part will a man usually stab?? |
| 7. Will you receive a gift on V day? |
I'm sure I will. |
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| 8. Will you give a gift to anyone? |
Just the kids. |
| 9. Do you think the day is a waste of time? |
For the most part, yeah. |
| 10. A corporate holiday? |
Of course. |
| 11. Do you think it's a corporate holiday, but still like it? |
It's ok. |
| 12. Are you excited about possible Apple announcements on Valentine's Day? |
Umm no, my life doesn't revolve around Apple. |
| 13. Watching any Valentine movies? |
No. |
| 14. Would you rather get flowers, or chocolate? |
Money, cash or checks accepted. |
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| 15. Do you have a Valentine this year? |
Same as I've had for the last 11 years. |
| 16. Do you have a "sweetheart" or a Valentine? |
Why are you asking me this again? |
| 17. ....Does your Valentine know they're your Valentine? |
If he doesn't know after 11 years, we have a serious problem. |
| 18. Pink, white, or red: |
Green. |
| 19. A bubble bath, a dozen red roses, or a heart shaped cake? |
Money. |
| 20. Or do you think all of the above are really, really lame? |
Yeah, pretty much. |
| 21. Would you rather just have chicken and beer? |
No, but I'd rather just go out on a nice date minus the kids. |
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| 22. Ever broken up on VDay? |
No. |
| 23. What has been your worst Valentine celebration ever? |
The year I got a huge lame **** card from a gas station. |
| 24. What has been your best Valentine celebration ever? |
Eh, I don't remember, they're all pretty much the same. |
| 25. Does VDay usually just make you depressed? |
No. |
| 26. How about them candy hearts? |
Yuck. |
| 27. Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in them? |
No, you think too much. |
| 28. Give your Valentine vegetables this year and you'll have many more Valentine's days in the future. |
Wtf? |
| 29. Any final thoughts? |
It's all about the benjamins, people! |