| 1. 15 Have you's: |
Have you's can be fun.. Have you taken this survey too?? Sorry was throwing it back at ya. |
| 2. Have you ever hitchhiked? |
Nope, for one, my parents always said they would kill me if I ever did and it actually was threatening enough to be believable and secondly, the luck I have is the kind of luck where I would randomly decide to hitch just for kicks and someone I know would see me or a wanted murdered will pick me up and take me hostage, something on those grounds |
| 3. Have you ever been so scared you pee'd your pants? |
I've peed my pants from laughing too hard but so far scared has not been an emotion I have to worry about containing my bladder around |
| 4. Have you ever screamed so loud that you lost your voice? |
Apparently you did not go to sleep away camp, I lost my voice at least 3 times a summer if not more |
| 5. Have you ever mistaked a stranger for someone else? |
I did and faked them out with the pretending to wave to someone wayyyy back behind them, if you want it to really be realistic though, you should shout out someone's name randomly and do like an air high five across the distance, really get into it |
| 6. Have you ever been inside of a tree house? |
I haven't and now I am wondering how my sister and I and all of our friends never had treehouses... what a jip... I am totally going to make sure my kids have one just as soon as I figure out how they could be built in a palm tree |
| 7. Have you ever broken into a house? |
Once my across the street neighbors weren't home and they have the best junk food ever and we all knew that they left the living room window unlocked. So we went around the back and climbed through the window, raided their snacks and then left. I'm not even being silly, that is a true story so please don't tell. |
| 8. Have you ever lost your temper and done something you regret? |
I lose my temper very easily only when my daughter cries and whines for no reason while throwing herself on the floor in a tantrum, again for no reason.. But I have never done anything I regret. I simply walk her to her room, shut the door behind me and wait for it to pass |
| 9. Have you ever been so upset you thought you would die? |
Yep, for three entire months I did not eat, only drank water, barely slept, walked around numb from pain like I was a robot just going through the every day motions without feeling anything. The pain of heartbreak alone feels like death to me. Thank god for my children being the one thing that kept me going at a time when I didn't want to go at all. |
| 10. Have you ever been in a wreck? |
The last one I was in was bad but no one got hurt thankfully and it was not my fault. I was going straight down the road and some jackass in a pick up truck made an illegal left hand turn out of a parking lot and drove straight into my car pushing us all the way to the dividers in the road sideways. It was me, my sister and 5 of the 6 kids were in the car with us. What a nightmare that was. |
| 11. Have you ever had a miscarriage? |
Nope, I have been pregnant three times and have three healthy children to show for it |
| 12. Have you ever been trick-or-treating? |
Of course as kids we went trick or treating and egging and shaving creaming other people as well as eachother was something else we did and was actually more fun that trick or treating itself. These days I take my kids all over the neighborhood all dressed up and my parents come over and my sister and her kids and we go all over the neighborhood. Sometimes I get a little carried away and do random cheerleading cheers, squats and then finish it off with a little bit of skip to my loo... |
| 13. Have you ever lost something really valuble, and never found it? |
I actually lost a cartier bracelet the last time I was in Florida and then my husband found it for me but now it is missing again and I'll probably never find it again |
| 14. Have you ever been in a movie? |
Yea but not the kind that the general public views in a theatre... hehe |
| 15. Have you ever met someone from the internet? |
Dr. Phil really does not recommend doing so because you just never know who is posing as who or what and you know, these things can be scary when you live in a **** ed up world as this one is |
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| 16. Have you ever been drunk and past out? |
There have been a few random occasions where it may have allegedly happened to me |
| 17. 10 Would you's: |
Ohh I would |
| 18. Would you kiss an old man for 300 dollars? |
Not unless I really needed the 300 bucks and even then it would depend on where you wanted me to kiss him, however if he has ear hair and nose hair then it would never even be a possibility |
| 19. Would you go to Las Vegas to get married? |
Nah I live here so it wouldn't be all that exciting for me although I did ask Rick if we can renew our wedding vows at the drive thru chapel just because I have got to see what a drive thru chapel actually looks like at some point while I am living here |
| 20. Would you give a complete stranger 20 dollars? |
Even if the money tree in my back yard was in full bloom there would have to be one hell of a good reason that this stranger is asking another stranger for 20 bucks and even then, I would just make them tell me why they wanted it just so I could say no all over again right after telling them that prostitution is legal here and they could probably make it quick down on the strip |
| 21. Would you ever drive from one side of the US to the other? |
Totally, the scenery would be incredible going cross country. If I made the trip with Rick it would probably be amazing bonding time and even somewhat romantic I bet. |
| 22. Would you ever be a stripper? |
Not if I had the hardest body, the fakest boobs, the poutiest lips or the debt of a college senior going through medical school.. If I ever have the overwhelming desire to strip I can do it in the privacy of my own home for the eyes of one man. Besides, I have been to the strip clubs here, a bunch of them actually and ladies do not be fooled, there is way more than stripping going on in there. |
| 23. Would you ever write a song for someone and sing it in public? |
I am more likely to write poetry for, to or about someone and actually never let them know it exists |
| 24. Would you eat something you are allergic to, just to see what would happen? |
Did you write that question specifically just for me because I really thought I was the only one who did that. And just to satisfy your curiosity, I was engulfed in the biggest, itchiest hives you have ever seen and my face got so swollen and distorted that I screamed when I look in the mirror because it did not look anything like me |
| 25. Would you sit in a tub of ice cold water for 10 minutes? |
I am going to say no to that one |
| 26. Would you do whatever you could just to hurt someone you hate? |
I would and I have... I actually could have done more but I was too busy thriving on the embarrassment I caused her to even care |
| 27. Would you suffer for one week if it meant you could live forever? |
I don't want to live forever, I have no problem with suffering for a week for any other reason but that |
| 28. 10 If you's: |
Ohhh if you's... that sounds like a good time to be had |
| 29. If you gained 10 pounds, would you be fat or skinny? |
If I gained 10 pounds how could that make me skinnier if I am 10 pounds heavier? |
| 30. If you dyed your hair blue, would you have to face any certain consequences? |
If you know me than you would know that would never ever happen but saying I did, my husband would probably check my temperature, ask me if I swallowed a smurf and then probably tell me to change it back before it embarrasses him, If you know Rick please tell me those are not the exact things he would say to me...lol |
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| 31. If you were in a movie, what part would you probably play? |
The girl next door who becomes the sexy seductress behind closed doors |
| 32. If you were one of the Seven Deadly Sin's, which one would you probably be? |
What are the seven sins again? I say that as if I expect you to be able to respond. I think wrath is one of them and that is totally me. |
| 33. If your current boyfriend/girlfriend were rich, would they spoil you? |
My husband is rich and yes he does spoil me but I deserve to be spoiled and so much more |
| 34. If you were moving to another state, which one would you probably move to? |
I have no idea, we moved to Nevada from NY so maybe the next stop will be Florida or Texas or who the hell knows |
| 35. If you were doing something else right now, what would it be? |
Rick and Tyler are playing PS3, Paityn is right here next to me whining in my ear as usual and Grace is sleeping so pretty much if not doing this survey it would be someone else's survey |
| 36. If you were outside right now, would you be cold or hot? |
It's a little chilly at the moment so if I put on a some pants and a light sweater I'd be ok, its about 50 something |
| 37. If you had 5 dollars in your pocket, and that was all you had, what would you spend it on? |
Most likely a Starbucks White Mocha or a pack of cigarettes, it would depend on whichever I needed more at the time |
| 38. If you were on a talk show, which would you be on? |
The only one I would even consider going on for whatever reason would be Ellen, I love that woman. She is the funniest person ever. |
| 39. 10 Do you's: |
I do, do you? |
| 40. Do you have anything that would kill you if you ate it? |
If I search my refrigerator I could almost guarantee that I could probably find something that expired a year ago but whether or not it would kill me is an unknown |
| 41. Do you want to be rich and famous? |
I never want to be famous because being publicly scrutinized is something that someone as sensitive as me could never handle |
| 42. Do you have any diseases? |
Sometimes I get foot in mouth disease but it has actually been contained for a while now |
| 43. Do you like someone that you can't have? |
Nope there is no way I want that I don't already have |
| 44. Do you like someone that you do have? |
I love my husband and yes I have him |
| 45. Do you wish you looked like someone else? |
Not really. My appearance is not an issue for me. I am fine with the way I look. |
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| 46. Do you have a significant other? |
I do, I have a husband |
| 47. Do you have something you needed to do today but didn't? |
There are so many things that I need to do all the time and do not do because I am a big time procrastinator. I do important things when they need to be done but the other stuff is not going anywhere |
| 48. Do you have any cavities? |
Not anymore because I was a good girl and went to the dentist |
| 49. Do you have any overdue bills? |
Nope, I pay my bills online the day I open them |
| 50. 5 Are you's: |
I am, are you? |
| 51. Are you over weight? |
No I am average, not too skinny, not too fat |
| 52. Are you currently in a bad mood? |
Kind a sorta because I did not get enough sleep last night and my daughter is getting increasingly loud and whiny as the clock ticks and I am about to lose the last bit of patience I have left |
| 53. Are you wanting to tell someone something, but can't? |
Not really, I know people's secrets but no one else I know would care so it isn't like I am holding the key to all that is juicy and gossipy |
| 54. Are you a good cook? |
When I put the effort into it I am an excellent cook |
| 55. Are you bored out of your mind? |
Pretty much can say without a glimmer of doubt that today has been the longest and most boring day that I have had in a long time.. I think it is because I was up so early so it just feels so much later than it is |
| 56. 5 Should you's: |
I probably shouldn't but I always do... |
| 57. Should you go brush your teeth? |
I should because I have cigarette breath but I am not going to because if I smoke another one then it defeats the purpose and just makes me have to make an extra trip to brush my teeth again and then again.. If I was wanting to exercise right now it might be a good idea but I'm not really feeling that |
| 58. Should you have something to eat? |
Nah, It is just about 8pm and I don't eat after 7pm anymore |
| 59. Should you take a nap? |
I should but then I will wake up in the middle of the night and have the same issue that I am dealing with today |
| 60. Should you tell someone you love them? |
I should and I do every single day because you can never say I love you too many times |
| 61. Should you be somewhere else? |
I should probably be taking my **** to blockbuster to rent The Grudge 2 or Fathers of the Flag movie or whatever it's called, but he is having a little attitude problem today so I am not going |
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