| 1. For a million dollars would you have sex with the same sex? |
Sure, that would pay for the therapy and then some! |
| 2. Women, if you were pregnant would you prefer C-section or normal birth without pain medication? |
Not a woman, but good question |
| 3. Men, from the question above what would your rather your wife or girlfriend have? |
What is most comfortable and safe for both the mother and baby. |
| 4. If stranded would you prefer a Coke or Beer? |
Beer |
| 5. If finding a blow up doll in a dumpster, do you take it, leave it or use it to use as a prop on your best friend? |
Take it and clean it and love it hah |
| 6. If you were broke and shot a duck with the last bullet in your gun to feed your family, but it landed on a rich mans land who said it was his but wanted to play a game of kicking one another in the privates for the duck and the rich man was first, what would you choose? |
I would hit the rich man with my gun! |
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| 7. Gloids or Monkeys? |
Monkeys |
| 8. Three equal friends over, one is broke, one is greedy and one has it all. Who do you pick for help? |
The broke one. Most reliable I would think. |
| 9. VCR with endless movies or DVD for one movie a week only? |
DVD |
| 10. Lip gloss or Carmex? |
Lip Gloss |
| 11. Change your past or your future? |
Past |
| 12. Camping or Motel 6? |
Camping |
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| 13. Fish sticks or fish fry? |
Fish sticks |
| 14. To lose a hand or foot and why? |
A Hand... because losing a foot would just suck, besides... I would rather have a hook then a wooden stump. |
| 15. Blind or deaf and why? |
Deaf. I couldn't handle not seeing who I am with. |
| 16. From the question above. BOTH..would you prefer life or give up? |
Give up |
| 17. STD or Skin Graph? |
Skin Graph |
| 18. Missing boobie or missing eye? |
I like a patch... missing eye |
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| 19. Missing testicle or missing ear? |
Damn, testicle |
| 20. To show it all or to not? |
Show it all |
| 21. Cheat for a dollar or sleep with a gloid for for 10 dollars? |
Cheat for a dollar |
| 22. TND (Truth or Dare) have your family relative shave your SPOT or you shave their SPOT? |
Hmmm, shave their....nah... have my spot shaved |
| 23. Bowling or Combine? |
Bowling |
| 24. Smurf, smurfett or poppa smurf? |
Smurfett! |
| 25. One toe or third nipple? |
third nipple |
| 26. Last question. If a elephant with a thorn stuck in your foot and a mouse offered to pull it out with the condition being it was able to sleep with you, would you? |
Sure...because chances are the elephant wouldn't no what was going on anyhow. |